Cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball

john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.

by tiggermack September 14, 2011

Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.

Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?

by Oakstaff January 10, 2012

Rogue Cannonball

A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.

I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.

by JuanPablo March 23, 2013

Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.

by The Cannon July 1, 2023

Indian Cannonball

After watching the moving film The Life of Pi, one feels the need to dig up one of the drowned tsunami victims and rape them.

"Oh I just Indian Cannonballed this Indian kid yesterday."

by balls McLongin May 3, 2013

Cannonball

A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.

Genny gave me a nice cannonball last night.

by Tom Bry March 19, 2008

cannonballing

When a man farts while sitting on a nonporous (usually leather) seat and the gas expanding from his anus rapidly pushes his nuts forward, approximating the behavior of a pneumatic piston or cannon. Frequently catalyzed by the presence of tight pants and/or sweaty ass/thighs.

Dude, it was so hot this morning I was cannonballing all the way to work in the old Caddy. Gotta get me some cloth seats, or stop eating fuckin' breakfast burritos.

by Bendy May 22, 2006