Cannatose

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.

"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."

by Caleco August 17, 2009

Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.

Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.

by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011

Cannot find server

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Fucking HELLL!!!!! That's the fiftieth fucking time today!!!! I HATE getting "cannot find server"!!!! it might as well just say "FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!

THe webpage you want is currently unavailable.

Please either FUCK OFF,

Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.

by annoyed internet user May 23, 2004

Cannibriated

Adj: Can_ib_re_a_tion; An overconsumption of cannibus, that produces a result far greater than being stoned

After we smoked that joint, I was cannibriated.

by McSmythers December 17, 2009

2 for 1 cannibalism

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.

Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.

by nuttery November 6, 2017

cannibus cup

The annual amsterdam contest where various Types of marijuana are entered for one winner.

" The winner of last years Cannibus cup was that Bubblegum shit. "

by 420 god October 10, 2006

Cannimal

A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.

That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!

by nathan925 October 3, 2007