Casey Calvert

a god
(see also, god hawthorne heights )

Casey Calvert did die, however he was a god.
That kid is so Casey Calvert.
Im a Casey Calvert

by KPAC January 28, 2008

Callery Pear

A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.

Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.

by GurbyGurb May 21, 2022

Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.

Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!

by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021

Dirty Calvert

A Dirty Calvert is when a bisexual girl eats a man’s taint as if it were a vagina.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty Calvert last night! I didn’t know she was bisexual!

by Dj_notsonice December 7, 2022

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

Calvary Chapel Murrieta

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.

Christians Christian Schools Calvary Chapel Murrieta

by Sickened by Calvary October 19, 2010

Brazilian carvery

The art of oral sex performed on a woman who has had a "Brazilian" down below.

Brazilian carvery. "Fernando had a lucky hit last night", he met Cosenza at the Bodega bar". "The chic has got a wicked Brazilian going on". "So I guess Fernando will be having a "Brazilian carvey" tonight then.

by bigbadguy August 29, 2009