A coffee company located in the Portland, Oregon area that is known for having the best coffee ever made!
by colletteoe April 14, 2021
Get the Pull Caffe mug.The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.
Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
by SilverB January 5, 2009
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Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm
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