Cabbage patch face 

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

Cabbage patch face by Smalltalk0k March 13, 2016

Cabbage patch bitch 

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

Cabbage patch bitch by The grapist December 22, 2016

cabbage patch kids 

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

cabbage patch kids by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

cabbage patch tooth 

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

cabbage patch tooth by sharmeanie December 15, 2011

cabbage patch kids 

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

cabbage patch kids by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Cabbage patch kid 

A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.

That kid over there is a total cabbage patch kid.

Cabbage patch kid by SuudoNimm May 16, 2014

cabbage patch dimples 

The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female.

John: Damn son that chick is hot.
Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patch dimples

cabbage patch dimples by 1440 April 12, 2009