Paint the ceiling red 

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

Paint the ceiling red by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

Ceiling gang 

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.

PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.

Ceiling gang by UCwQv20plvqsgmfRkgv5pyww on yt May 10, 2020

Ceiling Eyes 

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

Ceiling Eyes by jayms82 December 22, 2008

hit the ceiling 

1-to become very angry
2-to reach the limit of something

1- when Sarah finds out that I forgot to fix her car she will hit the ceiling
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september

hit the ceiling by Megamallo September 14, 2013

Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

Ceiling Cat by Moloch horridus October 12, 2009

ceiling darts 

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.

Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.

ceiling darts by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

Ceiling-Fan Throbber by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016