(n) another word for buttocks. Usually used by grandparents or other elderly individuals when scolding a young whippersnapper.
by Frodobaggins285 December 17, 2015
Get the batoot mug.(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
Get the meat-baton mug.Singer and songwriter for the Porcelain and the Tramps.
And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.
And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.
"I'm the fucking king of the world, get on your knees. Do as I please."
"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"
-Alaina Beaton
"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"
-Alaina Beaton
by dance179 September 19, 2009
Get the alaina beaton mug.The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.
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Get the Boaton mug.An objectively better name for someone's butt. Probably a combination of butt plus booty, but I can't tell you where the A came from. Use it when someone's batooty is particularly outstanding.
Woah, that guy's Batooty is straight up out of this world!
He's all Batooty-ied up on a saturday afternoon. What a wild guy!
The monkey from Mother 3 sure has quite the batooty, huh..
He's all Batooty-ied up on a saturday afternoon. What a wild guy!
The monkey from Mother 3 sure has quite the batooty, huh..
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