Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008

Buzzelin

The sound that your Bluetooth makes when you are too far away from your phone

"hold on for a second, i cant hear you, my Bluetooth is buzzelin"

by Ty Austin January 5, 2009

buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Buzz Grinder

Someone who motorboats a moose knuckle.

"John got a Buzz Grinder from Jenny"

by Tiderunner February 23, 2017

Buzzer bombing

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.

"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"

by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016