buttichi

A condition which causes you to constantly scratch your anal sphincter

buttichi caused me to scratch a hole in my underwear

by Joe Merkin August 28, 2003

Buttlicker

A person who sucks up to someone so much they are practically licking their butt.

it's also like 'suck up' or 'ass kisser.'

Luna's the biggest buttlicker, she's so annoying and nobody likes her, thats harsh but it's kind of true sorry.

by lisaisnotasimp April 15, 2020

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

buttpit

when a flap of skin hangs out the arm of your shirt resembling a butt. mostly found on a fat person with a small shirt

did you see that buttpit hanging out of that lady's shirt?

by funnystuff1708 September 4, 2010

buttlick

An insult. Closely related to butthead or butt sniffer or shithead. This word has a very general use. See also Sackbate, scroteface, nadlick, fuckbate, shitlick, fucklick, and fuckbate.

Dad, I'm going to take the fucking trash out you buttlick.

by Steve January 30, 2004

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019