Buttsick 

Unusually uncomfortable case of diarrhea (loose bowels)

Dude, I'm so buttsick right now. Must've been the burrito...

Buttsick by Rocksteadycrew2 February 3, 2012

buttsick 

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

buttsick by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.

“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”

buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttickle 

when to have to pee and you cant so you tickle your but jsut above the crack and you'll go

i gotta pee but i cant

yo just pull a buttickle

buttickle by Danny Sway May 31, 2005

buttseck 

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

buttseck by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006