POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
1. Literally expelling urine from one's ass after having the urine injected into the anus during the act of a pistol star.
2. A specific type of diarrhea, wherein the contents of one's ass is expelled in a liquified, piss-like manner.
Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound