Bullshitery 

Initially derived from the phrase "bull shit airy". This phrase was used by herders of flying cows to describe cows that shit in mid flight, this later came to mean any bullshit that was higher in altitude then normal, and later to its current meaning of any bullshit that is bullshitier then normal.

person 1: "fred said some bullshit last week"
person 2: "actually that bullshit exceeded the limit for normal bullshit promoting it to bullshitery"

Bullshitery by Bull of the shits May 24, 2015

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium

Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!

bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

bullshitnessman 

Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.

loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.

Me: Oh, you day-trade?

loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.

winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...

loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.

Me: Mad money?

loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.

Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.

loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.

bullshitnessman by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Bullshitist 

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus

"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"

Bullshitist by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

bullshitfuckery 

Next level bullshit.
When a situation occurs that's beyond bullshit.

Refer to-
bullshit- nonsense, lies, ridiculous.
fuckery- A waste of time, Behaving dumb or foolish, foolish acts that should be unpleasant to others, describing something completely fucked up.

WORD ORIGINATED- a lady was confronting a guy she was dating about a rumor that he was out with another woman. and she texted him "are you home from the bullshitfuckery!!?"

Are you done with that BULLSHITFUCKERY?

This is a bunch of bullshitfuckery!
"urban dictionary not accepting our WORD is BULLSHITFUCKERY!!"

Your drunken antics last night was BULLSHITFUCKERY.

bullshitfuckery by AddyDunn July 14, 2017

Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

bullshitistic 

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

bullshitistic by Jim Inman September 2, 2006