Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

Broon Hal

We all have a broon hal, it may be easier identified as a brown hole. Without one of these we can't do the jobbies! Most chicks love it up the Broon Hal.

do you take it up the Broon Hal? I love the Broon Hal. etc

by The Hal February 17, 2010

Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Brolonoscopy

(n) A colonoscopy or close anal examination for completely and only heterosexual purposes performed by a fellow bro.

My ass was itching way too much so I asked my bro Dave here to 'gimme a brolonoscopy.

by Yevsup July 10, 2010

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

Brodon

Brodon, a smart, tall guy who can make friends easily. He is good at math. His best friend is short.

Person 1: hi

Brodon: hi

Person 1: can u help me with math

Brodon: of course

by Brodon November 9, 2018