broette

The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."

by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005

Broskitta

The "chick" version of Broski. Broskitta is meant for only the closest of friends. Its not meant for just some random person you would see you the street. It's meant for someone you van tell errrrthang to. Broskittas are real and never fake. Keep your broskittas close, because if they are worthy of the name broskitta they will be broskittas for life!!!

YO! My broskitta from another Moskitta! Waz Good?!

by Shelbymelby96 July 28, 2011

brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

broskee

a close male friend. Closer than any other friends.

my broskee is austin

by kris valdez February 22, 2009

Broette

A girl who acts like a bro participating in bro-like activities while also keeping up her femininity as a girl hence the "ette". A broette often dresses preppy but will also drink brews and just hang with the guys without losing her sex appeal.

Guy 1- "dude did you see that broette?"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"

by Laxbro87 October 22, 2010

Broette

A chick that is bro enough to be a bro. Bro

Sammy is a broette fo show. She fronted me that good.

by Chet McChet May 13, 2018

brodetteski

A special name for you girl best friend, that helps you when your sad, try’s to make you happy and nice and is very loyal.

Milena you are my brodetteski.

by BPPG January 23, 2020