When your sixth grade boyfriend breaks up with you and you go to your snapchat story to rant. Because your in sixth grade you cant spell.
by imsobrocken January 1, 2021
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He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
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"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
by dirtchute September 16, 2009
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by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
Get the Brock samson mug.an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net
The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.
They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.
They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
by 123sozloser December 15, 2019
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1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011
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