branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

by aymurrr August 18, 2011

michelle branch

Most huggable singer song writer in the world

omfg its michelle!!! hey whose that... oh sorry avril... youre too small to see

by michee September 14, 2003

michelle branch

An awesome singer who actually sings,writes HER OWN songs,and plays instruments.

The exact oppsite of Britney Spears

by meech April 16, 2005

Spring branch middle school

We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.

*drops baton* @spring branch middle school

by Bughumper69 May 26, 2018

Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again

I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

by Demontooth April 28, 2023

Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.

"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018