Juice Box

1. A person who is cool for a little while but turns out to eventually be empty, paper thin, and easily disposed of.

Syn. Douche Bag

That prick is such a juice box!

by PatheticBarrel August 14, 2010

Juice Box

Also known as Juice.
A common nickname for the most attractive person you know (usually male) at any given time or place.
Their personality matters not in this case, for their beauty fills in all the gaps.

Have you seen the Juice Box today?
Why yes, (s)he is especially juicy.

by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009

Juice Box

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

by Big Chimper July 15, 2003

Juice box

Someone suspected of using steroids recreationally, Usually a gym rat

John's bench increased to over 500 lbs overnight, his friends suspected him of being a juice box

by Flaming Asshole August 21, 2009

juice box

To urinate when one's penis is in another's butt.

She wouldn't let me go frontal anal, so I juice boxed her when I was done. That showed her good...

by Matt3245456435 December 23, 2008

Juice Box

urinating in a girls vagina and sucking it out

we were playing truth or dare and chrispy admitted he juiceboxed some girl

by mike February 18, 2004

Juice Box

A Juice Box is when you're plowing a chick in the poop shoot and you unleash all of your piss. And then you continue beating that ass to pieces so that piss sprays everywhere.

Motha fucka, I just Juice Boxed the shit out yo mom last night. The piss sprayed out so hard that I gave myself a golden shower.

by Mad Med October 16, 2010