borny

Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.

I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

Barney'd

When something is turned to rubble as in Barney Rubble.

Guy one: I just totally got in a car accident
Guy two: Homeboy! Your car is totally barney'd!

by veronicalovin September 5, 2009

Break it down, Barney Style

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009

Mr Bonney

Scouser led. Get your planner out now. Loves a cheeky bit of noncing, i think ive used his bald head in replace for my minecraft beacon

Noncing mr bonney told me to get my planner out now.

by Mr Moss’ underground lair July 3, 2018

Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.

Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.

by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007