by Can of Worms January 19, 2008
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Some people are currently discussing mortgages in group chat. A person that wasn't part of the discussion posts a picture of coca cola bottle filled with baked beans. That person just committed the act of bowlingposting the group chat.
by bregor2 December 23, 2020
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Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier
- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"
- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"
- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"
by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010
Get the Pope bowling mug.Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.
by KrookedKnees April 13, 2020
Get the Fursuit Bowling mug.So I met this girl at the club
And I just wanted her to suck my dick
And that's because Shes a boppin bitch
Now shes drunk and talkin to me a lot
Until we go to another room
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little slut whore sucks cock for a little more bucks
Than them other sluts fuck for
Cause I didnt even knock on the front door
I used the welcome mat as a cum rag
And all the Wolves fucked her too yeah shes a cum bag
Filled with a bunch of shit I purchased at a drug store
Four more door looking sluts let me explore
til my cock got sore and started growing cold sores
Now she thinks that I like her
But all I really wanted was that mouth
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
Now she text messages every day
And I dont ever hit that bitch back
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little hoodrat started jockin at my jock strap
Until my uncircumcised penis finally unwrapped
Flapping up and down until the cack finally go splat
Now you gotta spat spit it out until you scat
Then you gotta sat and shit it out bitch fuck your feelings
You wasnt feeling shit when you was down there kneeling
Now shut the fuck up you got another dick to deal with
Now why cant we fuck with this bitch? Shes boppin
Wait tell him why we cant fuck with this bitch?
Now Im at a fuckin clinic
Cause my dick is swollen and keeps itchin
Nigga I'mma kill this bitch Shes a boppin bitch
Wheres my gun? Imma kill this bitch
And I just wanted her to suck my dick
And that's because Shes a boppin bitch
Now shes drunk and talkin to me a lot
Until we go to another room
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little slut whore sucks cock for a little more bucks
Than them other sluts fuck for
Cause I didnt even knock on the front door
I used the welcome mat as a cum rag
And all the Wolves fucked her too yeah shes a cum bag
Filled with a bunch of shit I purchased at a drug store
Four more door looking sluts let me explore
til my cock got sore and started growing cold sores
Now she thinks that I like her
But all I really wanted was that mouth
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
Now she text messages every day
And I dont ever hit that bitch back
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little hoodrat started jockin at my jock strap
Until my uncircumcised penis finally unwrapped
Flapping up and down until the cack finally go splat
Now you gotta spat spit it out until you scat
Then you gotta sat and shit it out bitch fuck your feelings
You wasnt feeling shit when you was down there kneeling
Now shut the fuck up you got another dick to deal with
Now why cant we fuck with this bitch? Shes boppin
Wait tell him why we cant fuck with this bitch?
Now Im at a fuckin clinic
Cause my dick is swollen and keeps itchin
Nigga I'mma kill this bitch Shes a boppin bitch
Wheres my gun? Imma kill this bitch
by J-Rim reppin SF February 14, 2012
Get the boppin bitch mug.verb: 1. To wander or go from place to place, often aimlessly or without a goal. Typically, this is done good-naturedly and in good spirits, but results in wasted time. Essentially, it is equivalent to "doing nothing". Nothing productive, at least.
by Rachdog May 5, 2012
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