Bonerjam

1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. A preservative made out of erect penises

3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball

4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex

5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM"

1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam!

2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it.

3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?"
Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!"

4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?"
You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night."

5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam.

by JackW. February 17, 2010

Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

by Alekto January 2, 2010

borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

Bantergasm

Bantergasm - to have so much banter at one time you complete an orgasm

Haha that was banterous i just had a bantergasm!

by ThaTMaDGuY95 October 30, 2010

Bonersmile

1.smile you give when your checking someone out.
2.smile you give to someone you like

1."were u checking her out cuz u got a bonersmile on ur face"
2."dude i think she likes me,she gave me a mean-ol bonersmile"

by ssjcarlos1 April 1, 2011

Bonerjam

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.

Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."

by Summit Brother December 9, 2008

Boregasm

Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "

OR

Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009