Blumpkin

The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.

Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

blumpkin

a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.

blumpkin

by branden areia February 11, 2009

Blumpkin

the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit

Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.

by Smoochy da Ryno January 14, 2009

Blumpkin

Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"

by NiXONs Bak July 28, 2009

blumpkin

The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.

1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!

(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)

by Helen Leichner August 03, 2009

blumpkin

To receive fellatio while defecating.

When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

by snikt April 27, 2008

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin

by §nake January 13, 2010