cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

blister

A type of retail packaging that looks like a transparent bubble glued or taped to a cardboard backing.

"He was selling a vintage star wars figure but the blister was coming unglued from the cardback"

by TC84 February 12, 2013

Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

by 3bonie November 23, 2011

Blister

A fan of albertsstuff, or flamingo. These fans are young sometimes so can be toxic but most of them are super sweet. A lot of people hate on them for liking flamingo though.

Hater: imagine watching flamingo
Blister: imagine spending your time on someone you hate

by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020

Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

by mahoobu September 12, 2011

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006