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Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.
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Get the blatantize mug.Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.
The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.
Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.
Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.
For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.
The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.
Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.
Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.
For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.
Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.
by afro man 101 September 14, 2007
Get the blantyre mug.This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.
Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).
Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)
Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.
Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.
Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).
Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)
Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.
Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.
Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home
Last night i was absolutley blathered
Last night i was absolutley blathered
by skooczy May 7, 2015
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