Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster July 3, 2007

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.

1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"

by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011

Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.

When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.

by Molicious August 23, 2012