An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
by Craig00 February 12, 2006
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by Auugghhh December 27, 2007
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by Jack Dusich March 7, 2009
Get the Blasting mug.The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.
"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."
"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."
"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"
"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."
"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"
by moonmaster July 3, 2007
Get the Blasting Taft mug.When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007
Get the Straddle Blasting mug.You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.
Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"
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