Bjørn 

A Bjørn is a person of unbearable coolness. Not a synonym for god, but a tier higher. A Bjørn usually walks all over Sammys. Also they are adept at musical comprehension and martial arts. Always spelled with a capital letter, to emphasise importance.

dude nr.1 "Wow, did you see that? Some dude just trod on a Sammy, shredded a wild solo and did Shaolin Mantis Kungfu on some other dude!"
dude nr.2 "It must be a Bjørn"

Bjørn by John Smith the thirteenth April 23, 2009

Björk 

to be amazing

Did you see the way that guy did a backflip on his bike? that was so Björk!!

Björk by Jimmy January 31, 2004

bjorked 

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

bjorked by Rymix June 26, 2006

bjork 

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

bjork by heyfuture June 5, 2009

BJORK 

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

BJORK by anonymous August 23, 2003

bjorkman 

The man's man... the carpenter specialising in the Birch tree, a true Scandinavian Viking Warrior that is dedicated to protecting his family and homeland.

The Bjorkman family name comes from a line of carpenter's in viking times from Sweden

bjorkman by Sven385 January 20, 2018

Bjärk

A phrase commonly used by Swedisg doges.

Felix: Good Boi
Swedish dogger: Bjärk Bjärk.

Bjärk by Droptop420XD May 18, 2018