Definitions by heyfuture

bjork 

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

bjork by heyfuture June 5, 2009

boopage 

The buffer of a recorded television program on a TiVo or other DVR. Derived from the "boop" sound a TiVo makes when it is fast forwarded.

"Dude, we don't need to watch the commercials on this show—we have full boopage."

boopage by heyfuture April 24, 2009

boop 

To fast forward or rewind a recorded television program on a TiVo or other DVR. This is derived from the "boop" sound a TiVo makes when it is fast forwarded or rewound.

Boop back two seconds, I want to see that again.

You gotta boop through these commercials; we have full boopage.

boop by heyfuture April 24, 2009