Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.

Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.

by B:ss February 14, 2010

Birthing

When ya make a baby and ya birth it out.

Your semen did not have anything to do wit my birthing.

by Billybobjoenuggets November 7, 2016

Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.

Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013

Gaggle Bitching

When a group of women are both bitching and gossiping about other women.

My girlfriend and her friend are gaggle bitching about other females.

by Black Rose Bitchez March 9, 2017

bitching

Repeatedly saying something over and over, or rather whining about it, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

Stop your bitching about "rap is crap."

by TenInchPlaya September 15, 2006

bitching betty

The canned female voice in military vehicles that chimes in to tell you that something is going wrong.

"Pull up! Pull up!"
"I heard you the first time..."

by taipan June 23, 2005

petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening

J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!

by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008