Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Millimeter Peters

A young gentlemen who is a sniper on the pitch of a sport

The millimeter peters were dominating the field

by jeffgay August 4, 2007

Dillimeter

a measure of distance from one thing to another in close range.

Nicky-"Yo wheres the nearest seven eleven around here."
Alex-"Oh it's just a dillimeter away."

by Nikka Nikka March 25, 2009

Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.

Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"

by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015

44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016