Bifkini

A small triangular-shaped peice of material, often bedazzled with jewellery and feathers, which covers the bifkin, or inbetweenus, or gooch. The bifkini is strapped over the shoulders with thin, barely-visible strings. Obviously the human bifkin does not require protection, as it is widely known that the moisture, or goose butter, produced on the surface of the flesh, provides a protective salt which defends the bifkin from harsh climates and miniature creatures. The bifkini is merely a fashion accessory, designed to intimidate or make an impression on one's peers.

"Hey I just bought my mankini for the summer"
"Pfft! Mankini? Check out my new Goochy Bifkini!"

by Sandy Highman, PHD August 20, 2011

Biffing

An Auto-Antonym, can mean to do something with great vigour or with little enthusiasm. Context specific.

1. To attack something with vigour. Evolved from the noun Biff meaning a sudden sharp blow or punch

2. To have sex very enthusiastically. Linked noun Biff.

3. To stroll about meaninglessly. Origin unknown.

1. Brigadier Ben Ritchie Hook in Evelyn Waugh's Sword of Honour Trilogy: "Time for a Spot of Biffing!" (In reference to attacking the Enemy during the Second World War, immediately before he storms a pill box, alone, armed only with a machine gun and grenades)

2.
D: "I heard you biffing last night O, keep it down next time"

O: "Sorry D, I had no idea I was so loud."

D: "Its alright man. It was pretty funny actually, you sounded like a cavalry charge"

3.
D: "How was your day?"

O: "It was okay I guess. I biffed around town for a bit, but it was pretty pointless"

by Lordy_UK March 31, 2010

biffin

the area of skin between your ballsack and sphincter

damn i have an itchy biffin

by ryan July 23, 2003

bifkin

The soft wrinkly skin between you ball sack and anis.

A man without legs scoothes his bifkin

by Wazoo August 19, 2003

Biffin ducker

1: An herb found in Eurasia that both bitches and fucks.

2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.

3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.

OMG!!11111 desu. You biffin ducker!

by Biffinducker January 9, 2008

Biffing

If someone is "biffing" they are lying or exaggerating about a situation. It can also be used by calling someone a "biffer" if they are known to lie.

He's a big BIFFER, ket sniffer, clit flicker.
Oi! Quit biffin you little rapscallion!
Mum's comin' up da stairs! nah, quit biffing bro.

by BigBiffer July 29, 2020

biffin

Area between balls and bum

Between your balls and your bum theres a biffin,
Its the place that you should not be sniffin.

by feeb August 18, 2003