The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.

“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”

by SC dubs September 29, 2018

Belfieldism

The spending of money that doesn't need to be spent by a student union in pursuit of 'the craic' or 'having a great time'.

Wow guys, that team building golf weekend was some real Belfieldism.

by daveryanIV October 7, 2011

bayfield

a small town in Colorado, filled with mostly good kids, but a few juul kids who hang at the public library. (home town that everyone complains about, but realy loves)

"A saw a town called bayfield on the way to pagosa springs" or " im from bayfield, and so are my kids, and their kids, and their kids..."

by CringyBruhMoment April 28, 2019

Belfield

When the B.O count is pushing 5000/100

Man 1:mate what is tha smell
Man 2: Ah shit it’s just hit me now, I can’t quite describe what it is
Man 1: I get it now, it’s Belfield

by SummancGuy July 2, 2021

Barfield

A combination of the two words Barf and Garfield. Typically used when describing a cat’s spat-up hairball.

"My cat just took the biggest Barfield on my carpet right now."

by big stinky cat August 10, 2023

The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

Alex Belfield

Former BBC and radio presenter who for many years worked for BBC Radio Leeds but was fired for misconduct. He also had a YouTube channel called "The Voice of Reason" which had almost 350k subscribers. Last year he was jailed for five and a half years for multiple stalking convictions in which he repeatedly harrassed multiple BBC presenters for a prolonged period. Many believe that his sentence is excess whilst others believe it was justified. Either way, the entire of Britain knows about what this man did and he has appeared in every British media channel there is for what he did.

Can't believe that Alex Belfield got five and a half years. Hardly seems proportionate.

by MrFunny83 February 23, 2023