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Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
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Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008
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Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.
John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.
by a_crow May 2, 2011
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bater's dozen

The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.
Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.
by misterslave1442 July 27, 2010
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Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.
It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."
by Petr Czech April 29, 2009
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Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.
"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"
by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009
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baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.
1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.
by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011
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