Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
Get the Batin' the Bacon mug.The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.
Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008
Get the klint bating mug.When you stick a thin glass rod down the pee hole of the male penis, then once it is fully enclosed, you smash the penis and break the glass inside.
by Pintz December 12, 2007
Get the Backwards Banini mug.nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).
nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky
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Get the Snorkel-Bating mug.When three or more persons partake in the act of stroking their own sticks or flogging their own dolphins in a group until their jimmy's jiz.
When Tom and Dick were masturbating they felt lonely so they invited Harry and they all gang-bated. Pretty soon every Tom, Dick and Harry were gang-bating.
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