NightlifeCommando's definitions
One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.
by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011
Get the LMSmug. The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Get the Net Dollarsmug. A fake nap.
Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010
Get the Fapmug. An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011
Get the Upside down keyboardmug. Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Mourningmug. Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
Get the Batin' the Baconmug. When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010
Get the Dropping the Dmug.