bartholmelow the lll 

angel’s child. some blue kid who doesn’t have a mother #motherless

bartholmelow the lll is my child! - some weird kid

bartholmelow the lll by peesly October 29, 2021

bartholomew 

idk some kind of seggs position

toss her up n hit it call that a bartholomew

bartholomew by ur dads lover September 5, 2022

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

Cletus Bartholomew by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Bartholomew 

bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person

hey look it's bartholomew

Bartholomew by ddffffeerf April 14, 2021

Bartholomew 

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

Bartholomew by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

Bartholomew 

When something is just crazy idk

Bro that shit was mad Bartholomew!

Bartholomew by Bartholomew Makaveli May 16, 2022

Bartholomew 

Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.

Bartholomew is the iconic Rizzler

Bartholomew by ‘Beasts of England’ May 3, 2023