ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

ballistic masturbation by Silence March 28, 2003

Ballistic Tip 

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

Ballistic Tip by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

Ballistofile 

Used to describe someone who is a pro warrior on Barthilas. Normally is very modest and outgoing.

Loves long walks on beaches, and is not currently single. (sorry ladies)

Oh dear, look who topped the dps meters again.. Ballistofile

Ballistofile by Barthilas April 22, 2009

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

ballistic lobotomy by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile 

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

Ballistic Caryssile by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit 

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

Ballistic shit by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

Ballistic 

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.

2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."

Ballistic by Coaldrone January 24, 2004