Baking a meatloaf 

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

Baking a meatloaf by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

Baldinati 

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream

Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS

Baldinati by Tormuj July 16, 2021

I’m baking off 

I’m chilling

I’m baking off real quick

I’m baking off by Max and Liam are gay September 13, 2020

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.

Baldie's Fruitcake by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010

Bakir 

1. A good friend
2. Happy person who loves to live life.
3. Never seen this person without a smile on his face
4. Quite bright, as well

1. It sure would be nice to have a bakir right now.
2. Everyone deserves at least one bakir in their life.

Bakir by hardeyian February 1, 2005

Al Bakiyye 

Al Bakiyye is a Conlang.

Al Bakiyye is free language. There is no rule for the alphabets.

Al Bakiyye by jungnet May 24, 2021

bakkie 

SA Slang, a Pick Up truck, a 4x4 with no rear hood

Ya, Lets stick the kids in the back of the bakkie and take a spin Eh?

bakkie by Josha September 3, 2003