fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Rat baggin’

Act of drunkenly crinkling food wrappers in the cupboard in search of late night snacks.

Jana came home hammered at 2 a.m. and woke the whole house up w her rat baggin’

by PNBJ May 5, 2018

fart in a baggie

The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".

Maria has 12 different recycling bins; she is so fart in a baggie.

by brain drain June 14, 2009

baggo

1) (Midwestern USA) A game played where a bean bag is tossed from a great distance into a cutout in a wood plank by rubes.

2) (Eastern USA) To violently teabag a woman while chuckling.

1) We went to Kentucky and watched these folks playing baggo. What a bunch of rubes.

2) Dude, I got lit up on tequila last night and went home and tried to baggo my woman. She actually enjoyed it, which makes me wonder.

by layeth8 October 4, 2007

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016