Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?
Kevin: Yeah.
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?
Kevin: Yeah.
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If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
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Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
by asdsad January 15, 2008
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Get the bageling mug.to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a bagel to orgasm through licking out cream cheese in the middle prior to actually eating the bagel itself.
Dude, WTF are you doing to that bagel?
Bagellingus, baby! There was too much cream cheese in the hole...
Bagellingus, baby! There was too much cream cheese in the hole...
by Richard like a long.... January 15, 2011
Get the bagellingus mug.the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.
Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.
by bumblingbando May 31, 2004
Get the bageling mug.You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.
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