Urban Dictionary Genius Award

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

award whore

Person who obsessively craves awards and recognition. These individuals devote most of their time and effort developing intricate Machiavellian plans to obtain more awards and recognition. Social interactions are dominated by bragging about awards received, describing current plans in excruciating detail and patronizing advice on how others can obtain awards.

Dude: Hey, Richard, you're an award whore!
Richard: Great! I'll add that to my resume.

by Thabias Gruntfuttock April 24, 2014

Ben Award

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.

Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award

by G'seppe October 9, 2013

participation award

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.

"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."

by xldr November 28, 2011

comment awards

hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am

wow, you watch comment awards too?

yes. i too am not ever seen bobs

by Private_obvious November 13, 2017

Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.

Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards

by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008