austerism

For an individual to act hard at all times, even when not necessary. An abundance of being hard.

He has bad austerism.
You need to get past your austerism, your not hard.

by The Realist Ever December 5, 2010

asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.

Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.

by MrSteve December 1, 2007

Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

alterism

When people think religion will solve all their problems

Kate: Religion is the best thing in the world babe

James: Is that alterism?

Kate: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT IT THAT WAY! OMG! BABE!

by New Scientists March 5, 2012

Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005

asterisk

The word, as used here, apparently refers to the anus.

The term "asterisk" appears in the book "I'm no Saint" by Hayt, Elizabeth, in describing analingus during one of her heterosexual liaisons.

by Michael S. Goodman December 27, 2005