Assty

A combination of the words Ass and Nasty, used in place or emphasis of the adjective "Nasty Ass."

Dude, that's nasty ass... That's ASSTY.

by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009

asstoxicating

when one gets intoxicated off another's ass

Wendy at Metro in GA. is asstoxicating us!!!!!

by Astoxicated November 20, 2013

Jack-assty

That nastiest person you can think of Jack! and something that is horribly fucked up or completely disgusting that it makes you vomit thinking about it or dropping dead looking at it.

That rusian ass fucker at school is Jack-assty!

by Ida May 13, 2005

asstoe

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there

dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him

by baggee September 14, 2006

Asstomer

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

assto

H I-I want your creamy warm cum inside of me I-I want u to choke me and use toys like vibrators~! I want to feel you deep down inside of me I want u to make me scream~ I want u to give me hickeys and bruises all over i-i want u to give it to me hard and dont hold back I wanna be soaked in your cum and my sweat I want u to fuck me for days and hours please daddy's please! I-I want u t-to use all your s-sex toys on me e-every s-single o-one t-the vibrater t-the sex s-swing t-the whips a-all of t-them Ah~ Daddy Go harder~ Dont stop choke me until I die~ AGH~ d-dont stop cum inside of me~ f-fuck~ yeah~ c-cum inside~ ahhh~I n-need to be punished.. P-please da-daddy!~ A-ah! Let your warm fluid i-inside!~ Ahah!~ I-ive been a bad g-girl. I-i.. P-please..!~ Ah!~ Ahh..~ ju..just a little deeper daddy!~ ahh..~ j..just a little deeper daddy!!~...~ p..punish me d..daddy ..~ i.. i. feel so wet and j...juicy.~ mhmmmm~ to- to hard.. ahh~ master~ ~moans~faster~ harder~Please fuck me..Please!..I want to be

faggot 1 :hey are u a fan of assto?
faggot 2: kys

by assto August 14, 2021

asstoo

When you get drunk and get a tatoo on your ass.

Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.

by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009