asshoe

word created by typing error.
1. A homosexual prostitute
2. (scot) A young female who consents to bum sex with boys wearing sports clothing and burberry. This usually takes place in deserted parking lots or behind cheap tacky chip shops while participants are under the influence of drugs and alcohol

That Steanna Rewart, she's an asshoe!
*name changed for the protection of not so innocent*

by JJL November 25, 2004

mudda-asshoe

a phrase that spews out of one's mouth when something unexpected, derogatory, unbelievable and/or horrible has occurred or been said to an individual. The term is believed to have originated in Jacksonville, NC by a Marine of asian descent.

"What do you mean I have to work until mid-night?! Mudda-Asshoe!!"

by yejoon September 15, 2009

Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

ASSteroids

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.

From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.

by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

asshoe

A mispronunciation of the word asshole.

Yo asshoe, what did yu dat fo?

by Amina Koyim March 1, 2011