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ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket
You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.
by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010
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assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .
I must of assidently called you again.
by adamthecat August 6, 2011
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asscunt

The dipshit kinda guy we all know 10 of.
I ran into that old asscunt Kevin yesterday.
by Ray P March 26, 2007
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Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting
Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"
by sbjess December 5, 2012
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asscunt

The female version of a gooch. The area where the ass and vagina meet.
My asscunt is smelly, itchy, and it stinks.
by babygmamaa July 1, 2011
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assident

Tucker and Luka had an assident
by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011
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assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.
I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.
by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017
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