assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

asspunch

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

assmuncher

matt hyndman

what's that assmuncher's name?
why its matt hyndman the original assmuncher!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

assmuncher

Louis Martinez

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

asspunch

an insult directed to someone who messed up. background me and my friends

quit being an asspunch you lost the keys now find them

by jerome October 17, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003