parents who are asian. many times they will push their kids very hard academically in hopes of them having a good job in the future. unlike most american parents who actually have a sense of reasoning, asian parents always think they are right and will not accept any other answer than a yes. anything but an A on a report card means failure at something, even though on the report card it usually says a B is above average. they are also many times more strict than the average white parent, sometimes not even letting their kids go out partying everyday and al most always thinking about how other people are going to judge them based on the actionas of their child. even though they believe that their actions are the best, it is not always the case. although studying to get that 5.0 in school might get you into a good college to get a slightly better job there are many other things that are sacrificed along the way. some of them including social interactions and good memories. the main problem, as i see it, is that they raise their child as they were raised but in a conpletely different setting causing najor disputes.
Asian kid 1 - Crap i have to do homework for five AP classes and if i get a B my asian parents are gonna kill meee!!
ASian kid 2 - dude just relax, its america. if you defy them for too long they'll leave you alone. now lets go smoke some weed and listen to pink floyd.
asian kid 1 - alright fuck this! tis my life mothafuckas!!
ASian kid 2 - dude just relax, its america. if you defy them for too long they'll leave you alone. now lets go smoke some weed and listen to pink floyd.
asian kid 1 - alright fuck this! tis my life mothafuckas!!
by aznmetalhead January 12, 2008
Get the asian parentmug. The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021
Get the Asian parentsmug. Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
by TheDefined February 8, 2013
Get the Asian parentsmug. 1.
Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!
Me: Why can't I look the way I want?
Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!
Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?
Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!
Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *
2.
Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?
Me: Yeah
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: Yes.
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: YES!!!
Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!
Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell
Dad: SHUT UP!!!
Me: Fine...
Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*
3.
This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:
Mom: Do #1
Me: *does it, gets it wrong*
Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!
Me: I'm trying!
Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2
Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*
Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*
Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!
Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!
Me: *sharpens*
Mom: Now do #3!
Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*
Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*
Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*
4.
Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys
Me: ... There are american terrorists too...
Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?
Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?
Dad: Shut up
Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!
Me: Why can't I look the way I want?
Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!
Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?
Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!
Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *
2.
Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?
Me: Yeah
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: Yes.
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: YES!!!
Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!
Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell
Dad: SHUT UP!!!
Me: Fine...
Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*
3.
This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:
Mom: Do #1
Me: *does it, gets it wrong*
Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!
Me: I'm trying!
Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2
Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*
Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*
Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!
Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!
Me: *sharpens*
Mom: Now do #3!
Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*
Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*
Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*
4.
Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys
Me: ... There are american terrorists too...
Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?
Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?
Dad: Shut up
by iHateAsianParentss April 19, 2009
Get the Asian Parentsmug. Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
Get the Asian Parentsmug. Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.
Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."
by nauyknt August 31, 2005
Get the asian parentmug. if you don't respect them you get shout at but not white americans or other race
they slap you or punish you if you get bad grades
they want you to be a doctor
something every asian kid has to go through in there life
but asia makes better food them america(true)
they slap you or punish you if you get bad grades
they want you to be a doctor
something every asian kid has to go through in there life
but asia makes better food them america(true)
by Subscribe to sushi4u2 October 12, 2017
Get the Asian Parentsmug.