Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.

Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)

by Jaronbill May 20, 2010

Arbitrary

Perfect word for when your vocabulary is ass and you want to describe something as being disagreeable. Also an indicator that you choke on chodes for fun.

“You see that strange kid over there choking on small cocks?”

“Yeah?”
“He called my shoes arbitrary earlier.”
“Damn that’s arbitrary.”
“No doubt.”

“Arbitrary.”
“Stop saying that.”

by SillySkinTags July 27, 2020

arbitrary

A word overused by chemistry professors.

Your arbitrary grades are arbitrarily assigned.

by SickKittytheCat February 1, 2020

Arbitrarian

> A person whose logic, reasoning, AND rationality decided to go out for lunch permanently.
> Someone who is arbitrary.
> Someone who is batshit.

"Those fucking arbitrarian republicans are at it again."
"God save us from the arbitrarian hordes."
"He was pro-life, so he walked into a planned parenthood clinic and killed 3 people and injured 9."

by nullboy March 4, 2016

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005

Arbitrator

"Judge Jury And Executioner"

" Defend our base! Incoming Arbitrator! "

by Urban February 18, 2003

arbitrarian

-that person in a group, who wherever they are, is constantly trying to keep the noise/speaking volume down.
-like a librarian who has taken on the job to arbitrarily hush everyone.

Chip- Keep it down you guys..
Jake- I'm trying to tell the story, who made you the arbitrarian?

by S. Gordon January 25, 2010