Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend (NB: or Jew!), and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

by The Plum-Master (PM) December 24, 2008

Anasion

The nicest, funniest, most classy guy you'll ever meet. He dresses how he feels. Growing up he, as the teenagers say it had them all. He's not the tallest and definitely not the ugliest. Back then they didn't want him now he's hot and they're all on him.

Girl 1:Did you meet that new guy Anasion?

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: He's GTA, I know why too.

Girl 2: OMG, really? I have to meet him.

by Jameson Goode January 25, 2014

anusmosis

The scientific principle where your farts smell like whatever rests on your anus for a significant period of time.

Due to anusmosis, her farts smelled like balls.

by Luther Shabazz February 25, 2015

Anusdorks & Flargchandlers

Anusdorks: a tamer version of a hardcore fucboi
Flargchandlers: a super-duper hardcore fucboi who is the stereotypical douchy rich kid on Snapchat

Mike: I found some anusdorks & flargchandlers at the park today!
Jenny: Oh, okay. Talk to them?
Mike: No.
Jenny: 'K.

by Finkypigz9 August 14, 2017

Anusmonger

Someone that craves the anal cavity. Either sexually or orally.

Bill is an anusmonger. He craves my butthole.

by Lestat2150 November 23, 2018

anusworper

a turd so big it stretches your butthole

and possibly your personality

Man, that turd is so hard its an anusworper

by anuspro April 22, 2020

anusith

Has undergone a breakup recently and is gay with Advik

OMg !! Did you hear about Ryan ??

Omg yeah a sad Anusith

by Duckwad October 15, 2021