Akon-oron

An oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite sex. Usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. Inspired by the chorus to Akon's song "Sexy Bitch", wherein the singer says, "I don't mean to be disrespectful" and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a "Sexy Bitch".

Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!

by ExperimentalFilm November 15, 2009

akon-isation

To be caught red handed in supermarkets shoplifting,
then spending a lovely night in a jail cell along with other dykes in society.

Issy is the meaning of akon-isation.

by joebakrr November 6, 2009

Pulling an akon

When someone says they'll do something but backs out, usually with a lame reason or none at all.

So did mike show up for the rehersals?
Nah. He pulled an akon.
Man that guy's a joke. I never believe a word he says because he's always pulling an akon.

by Crapulousity March 3, 2009

pull an akon

To molest someone in public.

Dude, that guy is totally trying to pull an Akon right now.

by Adrian June 9, 2007

midnight akon black

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black

last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.

by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

Akon

Akon is a smart, hot, beautiful girl. She is athletic and a very multi skilled/talented person. Akon loves almost everything and is really good at school, especially math. She is loyal and never wants to let you down. She seems shy at first but then she becomes a fun person. She is very honest and listens to what you have to say. She loves to vibe with anyone and tells extremely funny jokes. But wait, don’t get on her bad side! Don’t be mean to her or her loved ones because she will snap in a drop of a dime. When she walks in the room, her attractiveness catches everyone’s attention. Akon is like 1 in a million. Don’t let her go!

“Yay Akon is here!”
“Her smile warms up my heart”

by Brightshiningstar November 23, 2021