Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

by IanMichG February 10, 2009

AsterieBot

AsterieBot is a popular divination-focused discord bot, found sprawling the various worlds of discord's divination, spiritual, tarot etc type communities. Originally an IRC bot created ~2016, it specialises in providing in-depth meanings and explanations behind the cards, runes, and other divinatory systems it’s capable of. It doesn’t just pull, say, a tarot card - rather, it will pull a Tarot card and provide keywords, the card image (including possible reversals), and a description - enough to give you a healthy understanding. The bot has a wide variety of decks and multiple rune sets, as well as an 8-Ball command, hieroglyphic divination, daily horoscopes, astrology & tarot memes, & other misc commands.

Key Features include:

* In-depth Tarot, lenormand, and oracle card divination
* In-depth runic divination, with multiple rune sets
* A growing list of decks to choose from
* Deck customizability: curate your own favourites list, ban decks from appearing (either for yourself or for your server)
* Ability to search for individual cards along with their full detailed descriptions (useful for study groups, or if you need a reminder, or during specific-card discussions!)
* Astrology & tarot memes
* In-depth horoscope feature
* Standard 8-ball & a more fun version
* Unique divination systems (greek letter, hiroglyphic)
* Misc fun commands such as random quotes, jokes, compliment other users, yes/no coinflips, a choose command, etc

Fairy_24: Hmm, does anyone know what the Eight of Swords tarot card mean?
xx_HeliDagger: Just type ?cardsearch rw eight of swords, AsterieBot will explain

by Grimer Mandemer August 17, 2021

Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

asterisk

you know that weird black star symbol on your keyboard? or is it a flower? who cares. anyways, asterisks are usually used in bad words to cancel out the vowels such as “f*ck” or “sh*t”

so instead of using a bad word, why not just call someone an asterisk? they will most likely not know what you are talking about, but you will since you’re reading this post right now. when someone pisses you off, call them an asterisk. or text them one. * haha see what i did there

“god he’s such an asterisk!”

“what are you talking about?”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

asterios

Asterios defines a kid with a 75 incher and hoes on on him left and right but e doesn't want them he wants someone else

yo did you hear asterios sent a hoe to hospital with his 75 incher

by thekoolestkiddd April 29, 2021

Amsterdam surprise

to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day

A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"

"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."

by a2va April 22, 2014

i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

by it is real💙💚 September 18, 2020